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You're getting older... And wiser

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 Meme update As you get a little older, and thus wiser. You might lose touch with what the kids are laughing at these days. I have taken the liberty of preparing this list of 15 things the kids find funny for your education.   Skibidi Toilet It’s a CGI toilet with a head that sings and fights camera-headed men. There are 80+ episodes and lore.  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ  Rizz Rizz = charisma. If you flirt confidently, you have “unspoken rizz.” If you say “hey” and they cry laughing? Negative rizz. There's some kid called Gandalf “The Rizzler of Middle Earth”. Ohio “Only in Ohio" is an entire genre. Basically, anything cursed = “must be Ohio.” https://www.tiktok.com/tag/ohio?lang=en Sigma Boi   Sigma, sigma boi, sigma boi, sigma, sigma boi. Patrick Bateman dancing Bateman is everywhere. But he’s not threatening, just vibing to Metro Boomin'. Gyatt This one just means butt, u sually screamed in...

30 reasons to smile

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 Smile More😼 Tash, take a moment to smile. Here are 30 reasons why you need to smile TODAY. You didn’t get abducted by aliens last night You're still on and Earth and unprobed. Your enemy tripped at some point in their life Think about it and laugh. You have successfully avoided all text, call and email scams thrown your way to date. You have saved so much money! You have remembered your password on the first try in the past You are basically a hacker and a win is a win. You made it through the whole day without crying in public Actually don't know if you did this today, anything is possible. You cooked something without starting a fire Ok certified chef, get this girl a cooking show. Someone else’s toddler had a meltdown and it wasn’t your problem You got to observe the chaos like it was live theatre. Five stars. You resisted the urge to post something unhinged at 2am Well done. You remembered to charge your phone before it hit 1% Gold star behavior. ...

95 babies

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 1. Logie Paul   2. Gigi Hadid 3. Melanie Martinez 4. Troye Sivan 5. Tim Chamomlette 6. Dulapeep 7. Bianca Censori 8. Post Malone 9. Kendall J 10. Lily Collins 11. Boogie Wit Hoodie 12. Megan Thee Stallion 13. Doja Cat 14.  J Edgar Hoover (1895)   15. Shemp Howard (1895)

Love and Compatibility

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 I know you know. But you have so many wonderful suitors who are compatible with you! Let’s have a look at a few of them. Aries Did you know Aries are most compatible with their fellow Ariens? I’m sure you did but let’s see who some of them are. Pedro Pascal He may be 49 but he was also born in Chile. You know he’s serious about chorizo. I’m not sure about pescatarian chorizo though. Heath ledger Okay so he’s not alive. But we know you like the spooky stuff. Jim Parsons Looks aren’t everything dear! He’s a genius aka money maker. He was also baby Sheldon! Adorable! Leo You know what they say, sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire. That makes you a smoking hot match with Leo’s! Obama Admit it, it’s crossed your mind before. What an incredible world leader. They say Michelle is secretly a man so you might be in with a chance. Daniel Radcliffe  I know he had a crazy era but cmon he was Harry Potter! Let him show you his magic wand. Mick jagger They say sometimes you should wor...

Finding Meaning

 As one turns 30 they may look to find meaning in their lives. Now I’m not saying you’re 30, but let’s look at what the name Natasha means. ——————————— Natasha  is a name of Russian origin. It is the diminutive form of the Latin name  Natalia , which means "born on Christmas Day". Natasha Pronunciation / n ə ˈ t æ ʃ ə /   nə- TASH -ə / n ə ˈ t ɑː ʃ ə /   nə- TAH -shə Gender female Origin Word/name Latin Meaning loved one, birthday, I am thankful  [ citation needed ] Other names See also Natalia, Natalie

Let’s get Musical

 Dear Natasha, a song dedicated to you.  Wherever you may be. https://youtu.be/YDpgFUL551Q?si=yFS4sBx0YuBiQHIX

Birthday Twins

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 Natasha's birthday twins Loren Gray   The Rizzler   Cathy (dance moms)   James Franco   Ali Wong   Maria Sharapova   Kate Hudson